Filed under: Day To Day Shit | Tags: I hate Dell, laptop trouble, shock anti-therapy, technical difficulties, whatthefuck
If you just so happen to be whatthefucked about my lack of internet activity lately (and if you haven’t noticed, kudos to you!), I have the story:
About a week and a half ago as I was watching the season premiere of Weeds online, my laptop shocked me. Not just one of those little zings you get from touching someone who has been rubbing a balloon all over themselves, but a full on zap. I saw the light, felt the pain, caught it’s scent, and was left with a physical mark of it on my hand (no worries, it’s all gone now (: ). I immediately hit the power button out of sheer terror and haven’t touched it since. My internet prowling has been limited to the occasional email check, web comic, and Facebook spree on my sister’s laptop and until I find a laptop on the street or I get over my fear of potentially being electrocuted that probably won’t change.
Right now there is no prospect of me getting a new laptop soon unless my parents decide that buying me a new car just wasn’t enough of a gift, or Idaho decides to boost minimum wage in September. Once I’m back to saving money next summer in grand old Oregon, I will most definitely be putting funds into a new spiffy laptop. Any brands you trust? I’m absolutely done with Dell, and remember, I’m a Simmer (:
I’m hoping for a Christmas miracle or some sexy benefactor to magically swoop on into my life, until then, this lady will be exceptionally sporadic in her posts,
Dacoda.
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