Filed under: This Is Pointless | Tags: 2012, apocalypse, conversations, crazy shit that could totally happen, facebook, IM, serial killers, Stockholm sydrome, zombiism
I heart Jessica.
Via Facebook IM, moments ago.
Jessica
Yeah seriously.
I could see [Name removed to protect the innocent, meaning Jessica and myself, because seriously, dude is a creeper] being the perfect example of a future serial killer.
Me
Me too. He’d be the kind that kidnaps the girl, puts her in a wedding dress in an underground room, wait until Stockholm syndrome kicks in, morph her into the perfect 1960′s housewife, and then brutally murder her after she burns the toast or some shit. Then move to a new location and do it all over again.
Jessica
HOLY SHIT. 0_0
That’s dead on.
Me
I’ve come to peace with it, just because this is most likely how his future will actually pan out. Since we’re enlightened, we can prepare and prevent.
Jessica
Yes, maybe he’ll be savagely eaten by zombies during the apocalypse that the Aztecs foresaw happening in 2012.
Me
Unfortunately, he is surprisingly well-educated in zombiism. But that’s irrelevant. He’ll probably take a sledgehammer to the face in some brutal full scale riot.
Jessica
Oh that made me giggle.
Boo, hiss, and all that jazz;
I still stand by word,
Dacoda.
Filed under: Day To Day Shit | Tags: applications, facebook, happy aquarium, I love the fishes, senior bullshit
Don’t watch that video if you haven’t already. And if you have, I don’t think you’d even ever want to see it again and would prefer to completely block it from your memory. Fortunately, this post has nothing to do with weird Asian porn. Why incorporate the deceiving title? The Facebook app Happy Aquarium. I do indeed love these fish.
And I’m trying to think up a senior quote, and find my best baby picture. It’s hard when you were so odd-looking.
I’m doing Christmas shopping, and I do hope everyone will be nearly as excited to receive their gifts as I’m excited to gift them.
Happy Birthday Illinois,
Dacoda.
