Filed under: This Is Pointless | Tags: A Scanner Darkly, Adrien Brody, Ashton Kutcher, Brad Pitt, Dr. House, Edward Norton, House, Michael Cera, Nikon, Noah Calhoun, Robert Downey Jr., Seth Rogen, sex, Spock, Star Trek, Steven Hyde, That 70's Show, The Notebook, Top Ten, Tyler Durden, Vulcan
My Baby-Making Top Ten (in no particular order):
1. Tyler Durden

Mmmmm, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, it doesn’t matter which one. If it were up to me, it’d be both. At the same time. And then some one-on-one with each. And so on.
2. Adrien Brody

I’m a fan of the nose. It’s got character, he’s so classy, and sexy, and dark-haired. What a beautiful smile :3
3. Steven Hyde

He’s scruffy, he’s not that pretty, but he’s pure 70′s and the loveable stoner of any girl’s dreams. But I’d love for him to keep the sunglasses on.
4. (New) Spock

Holy shit. Being Vulcan has never been so hot. I’d get sexy in space with Spock anyyyy day.
5. Robert Downey Jr.

He’s a reformed bad boy with kick-ass humor. When did I realize my affection for him? A Scanner Darkly. And that wasn’t even completely human-like.
6. Ashton Kutcher

I fell under the pretty spell of Ashton after those Nikon commercials first came out, and now most of my “awhhh” moments during That 70′s Show are reserved for this adorable knucklehead.
7. Michael Cera

Because I like indie boys, and the odd ones, and the pale dudes, and the curly-headed-ness. Michael Cera is the perfect present is the most darling wrapping.
8. Seth Rogen

So. Fucking. Hilarious.
He’s probably the most compatible for me out of everyone on this list. He’s like a cuddly bear, you know, with a bong.
9. Dr. House

If I had an asshole sexy doctor with a cane, I’d go for as frequent of check-ups as my health insurance would allow. I get super jealous during the few kisses he shares throughout the series with co-stars. No joke.
10. Noah Calhoun

Because I’m a girl. All girls understand this.

Live Long And Prosper,
Dacoda.
I’m pretty much head over heels in love with The Sounds. The first time I ever heard them was the summer before freshman year, 2006. “Tony the Beat” was the greatest thing I’d ever heard, especially when everyone I knew around me was all caught up on deathcore and screamo shit.
I hated their new album when I first heard it, but now it’s constantly playing when I’m chilling and/or driving about. Anyways, point is, about a month ago they uploaded a trailer for their upcoming music video for “Beatbox” (which makes reference to Tony, fuck yes) and I’m shaking with excitement. Check it?:
And who else is loving the constant stream of That 70′s Show reruns all over the television? Because I know I am (:
Yeahhhhhhh homes,
Dacoda.















